Dramatic Monologues

Yes people, October is dramatic
Monologue month, which means poems written
From the point of view from a character
In literature or history. If
You want to go the full Robert Browning,
It also means ten syllable lines and
A range of poetic devices like
Clever rhymes. As you will see, already
I've put up a few, although here is my
Offering, it's based on Catch-22:

Captain Black
Eat your livers! Ha ha ha! Look at you
Shitting your pants on the way to the trucks.
What's that? It's an intelligence man's job
To upset the men and who're you asking?
Insolent fuck. I'll have you locked up. It's
Bologna you bastard! You'll cop it this
Time! Take it from me Yossarian, miss
And you'll be straight back to the line. I can
Smell the fear on you, you're dripping sweat!
Eat your liver you swine! Think of me when
You're dead! Captain- wait- are you naked?